Eminem – My Fault
[G] – [Eminem as Susan (the girl)]
[D] – [Eminem as Dave]
[J] – [Eminem as John]
[R] – [Eminem as Ron]
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
[Eminem]
I went to John?s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan — an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn´t a problem (Nah!)
I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it
We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
[G] I´m allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that´s nonsense
Who´s at the door?? Pizza man!
Who ordered pizza? Wasn´t it yours? Nuh uh
[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don´t want it
Shutup Susan I´ll pick em off it
Oh hell, I might as well try it, I´ll be alright
Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says «I´m sorry!» at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
«Yo Sue!»
[G] Get away from me, I don´t know you
Oh shoot, she´s tripping
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn´t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor
Susan, stop cryin, I don´t hate ya
I´m sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers
So what they locked you in the attic in your dad?s house?
That ain´t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I´m havin a seisure!
I said, «You´re breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!»
«Would you put it down you´re startin to scare me»
She said,
[G] I´m twenty-six years old and I´m not married
I don´t even have any kids and I can´t cook
(Hello!) I´m over here Sue, (hi) you´re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital ?fore it´s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says «Whoops!» after first line and «It was an accident!» at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I´m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I´m not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, ?fore you do somethin dumb
I´ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies
«John, where´s Dave at before I bash you?»
[J] He´s in the bathroom; I think he´s takin a crap dude!
«Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There´s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there´s only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?»
[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate
Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake
Now she´s upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives»
[D] She´s gonna die dude
«I know and it´s my fault!»
[D] My god!!!
[Chorus]:
[1st repeat Em says «I´m sorry!» after second line and «What do I do?» at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
My God, I´m so sorry!
I´m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You´re not dead!! You´re NOT dead!
I know you´re not dead!
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